PDA's get too friendly

This seemed too wierd to be true, but alas was true indeed. Wired ran an article following a Handspring press release announcing a newly available module that will turn your Handpring Visor into a massage device. No kidding. Geeks under duress can turn their Handspring Visors into truly personal digital assistants with a new snap-on module that turns the PDA into an electronic massager. According to developer Raynet Technologies, the application driving the Personal Massager module comes with three different "tantalizing" selections of massage modes. The pre-set programs can be tweaked to suit an individual user's preferences by varying "frequency, ramp-up modulation, duration, pressure and burst," according to the product's documentation.